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Friday, September 4, 2009 // 12:45 AM
Tagged by ; Shanice Leng Lui !
Dear Ryan Ng ,
I don't really know how to tell you this , I think Our socks don't match . I think I
realized it When I tripped on peanut butter In your closet and I saw you carve Bite off
My father . I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That we’re related . I'm
returning Your love letters to me to you , but I'll keep your Your neighbors dog . You
should also know that am better off without you and The apartment building is on fir .
Go milk a cow
Wiind l Foong
I Tag ..
1) Raiiny
2) Raiinbow
3) Yukiimii
4) Mei Shien
5) Evon
6) Blue
7) Joywyn
8) Miko
9) Kelvin
10) Yiiru
This is how you do this :
Dear (someone you recently talked to) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this , [1] . I think I realized it [2] [3] and I saw you
[4] [5] . I'm sure you're [6] enough to understand [7] . I'm returning [8] to you , but
I'll keep [9] as memory . You should also know that I [10] and [11] .
[12]
[your name]
Then tag 10 peoples .
1) What's the colour of your shirt ?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'm joining the Convent
Black - I think I'm in love with your cats
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs wants to destroy you
Other - I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month ?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - When I qouted Forest Gump
March - When you dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my legs
December - When I threw up in your socks drawer
3) Which food do you prefer ?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken - In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you were eating your Kraft dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chretien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bash and Stephen Harper
4) What's the colour of your socks ?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Crave your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the colour of your underwear ?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadian's goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My BlinK 182 cd
Pink - Your 'My Little Pony' collection
Other - The collection in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on tv ?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - Shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Exited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your carOrange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your glass eye
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - My virginity
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Hate your cooking
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L – I will never forget that night
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Haven’t showered in a month
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Always wanted to break your legs
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the CocaineOther – our friendship is ruined
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself